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Hey, barn.
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How's it going?
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Well, I got my desk cleaned up.
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A lot of stuff piles up
In seven and a half years.
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A lot of memories, too.
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Yeah.
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What do we got here?
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It's wallace lowell, barn.
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He's a crew foreman,
Consolidated edison.
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Mr. Lowell, I'm captain miller.
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What's this world coming to?
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What happened?
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Someone stole one of
Mr. Lowell's manhole covers.
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Yeah, when I got to
Work this morning,
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It was gone, and
That ain't the first.
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Yes, this makes the 15th
Manhole cover stolen
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In the last two weeks.
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Right. Got it.
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Barn, alarm went off...
Drug company on houston.
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Oh?
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Hmm?
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You and wojo.
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But I wanted to work on the
Manhole covers with ronnie.
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All right, I'll put a lid on it.
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Ho ho ho ho.
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It's the last day. I
Want to use them up.
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Don't forget your aqua velva.
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I was gonna leave
It for the next guy.
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How thoughtful.
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Anyway, barn, I've been, uh...
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I've been thinking about
This manhole-cover case.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, the possible motives
Are rather intriguing.
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I mean, it could just be some
Disgruntled city employee
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Who either got
Fired or laid off.
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That's possible.
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It also occurred to me
That it might be some guy
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With a psychosexual hang-up...
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You know, a fixation
On round objects
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With heavy-metal overtones.
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That would be interesting.
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Oh, god, I hope so.
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Thousands and
Thousands of people.
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Well, talk fast.
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We got to be out
Of here by 6:00.
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Wojo: hey, barn.
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What do we got?
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This is carl ebling.
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We picked him up in one
Of the research labs
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Over at willard pharmaceuticals.
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He was trying to
Make off with this.
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He says it's a box of cultures.
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They're mine. I
Grew them myself.
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There's two years
Of work in there.
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See, we keep them in
Dry ice so they won't die.
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See, he says that he's
Close to developing a drug
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That will cure this disease.
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Myoclonus. It's a neurological
Muscular disorder.
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- you familiar with it?
- no.
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Of course not. Only
50,000 people have it.
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But that's not big enough
For willard pharmaceutical,
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Not a big enough
Market for them.
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They're only after
The big bucks...
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Diet pills, tranquilizers.
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If I came up with a pill for
Herpes, they'd kiss me for it.
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Well, I'm afraid we're
Gonna have to hold you.
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Have a seat, mr. Ebling.
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Don't you people care?
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We're not
Unsympathetic, mr. Ebling,
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But, uh... You caught
Us at a bad time.
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Yeah. Sorry.
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Have a seat, please.
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Sure.
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Olé!
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♪ tall and tan,
Young and handsome ♪
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♪ the boy from
Ipanema goes dancing ♪
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♪ and when... ♪ ha ha!
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Hiya, boys. Look
Who's back, huh?
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Well, look at the honeymooner.
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We didn't expect to
See you back so soon.
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Oh, well, I wasn't about to
Miss the last gasp of the old 1-2.
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Barn, it's, uh... Downtown.
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I'll take it in my office.
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Yeah, sure.
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He'll be right with you.
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So, inspector, how
Were the poconos?
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Poconos? Oh, no,
We didn't go, har.
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- oh?
- nah.
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Perlita wanted to go someplace
More like home, you know?
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So I took her to haiti.
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Ah. Club med?
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Hmm?
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Uh, excuse me.
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Yeah, right. Got it.
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That was dispatch.
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Some jerk's trying to make off
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With a manhole
Cover over on liberty.
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Oh, uh, come on.
Let's go, levitt.
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What's the rush?
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I said move.
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Levine.
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Where's harris and levitt?
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Oh, they went out on a
Manhole-cover caper.
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So what do you got?
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I got our transfer orders.
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Okay, where are we going?
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Dietrich, 34th precinct,
Washington heights.
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Harris, 107th precinct,
Flushing meadows.
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Wojciehowicz,
Roosevelt island...
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K-9 corps.
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Levitt, 73rd precinct, brooklyn.
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So much for carpooling.
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I don't want to
Join the k-9 corps.
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Wojo.
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I thought...
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I thought they were
Gonna keep us together.
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Just move us to a nicer building
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With electric typewriters
And a view out the air shaft.
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That's what you said.
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- I was wrong.
- oh, really?
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Gentlemen.
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I think we're overlooking
The real problem here.
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What?
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Who tells harris he's
Going to flushing meadows?
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Oh...
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Excuse me, is this the
Detective squad room?
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Dietrich: yeah.
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Come on. You're on the clock.
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I'm captain miller.
Can I help you?
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Yes, I'm warren gimble,
Willard pharmaceutical.
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I'm here in regard to
Our former mr. Ebling.
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So they sent you, huh, warren?
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Just couldn't leave well
Enough alone, could you, carl?
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There are 50,000 people
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That aren't well
Enough to be left alone!
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I don't know how
To respond to that.
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Oh, yeah, sure!
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I just don't understand him.
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Want to have a seat, mr. Gimble?
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Sergeant wojciehowicz will
Give you a complaint to sign,
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And mr. Ebling will
Be remanded for trial.
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Trial?
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Yeah, my trial, where I
Let the whole world know
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That willard pharmaceutical
Doesn't give a damn!
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We do give a damn.
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That's why we may consider
Not pressing charges.
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You're not getting
Off that easy.
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If you want me to keep quiet,
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I want some cooperation
On this thing, warren.
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I told you, carl, it's
Just too big a gamble.
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But if someone doesn't
Take the gamble, gimble,
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More people are
Gonna get this stuff.
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That's true.
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Sure. Why, by the time
They get it past the fda
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And out on the market,
We could have an epidemic.
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- hey!
- hey!
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It could be.
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I mean, with a little luck
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And illegal immigration
Being what it is,
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We'd probably at
Least break even,
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Maybe even make a few dollars.
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Let's keep a good thought.
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I'll see you back at the lab,
And bring those cultures.
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Wojo, you want to
Turn mr. Ebling loose?
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Sure. Why not?
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Come on. You...
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You talk about how... How
We don't accomplish anything.
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Want to pick up your stuff?
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I mean, look at this.
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We may just have saved
Thousands of lives.
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Still got to go to k-9 corps.
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Probably get stuck
With some old bitch.
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Get out of my way.
I've got momentum.
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All right, come on,
Jackson. Just keep moving.
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Hey, no big deal.
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Yeah, I know that.
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What's going on?
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Barn, this is melvin jackson.
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We caught up with him about
Four blocks from the intersection,
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Carrying that thing
In a shopping cart.
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He already admitted
To stealing the other 15.
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Why?
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He sells them to junk dealers.
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Yeah, they give me 12
Bucks apiece for them.
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Really?
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Hey, but this guy keeps
On asking me questions
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Like it's got something
To do with my sex life.
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I mean, what can
You get for $12?
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Hey, take a seat,
Right over there.
190
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Ain't no big thing.
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Yeah, right. Come on.
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- harris.
- hmm?
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00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:10,787
Our new assignments came down.
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Oh, uh, really?
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You're going to
The 107th precinct.
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Flushing meadows.
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Oh, come on, really.
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00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:29,739
Report to captain russo.
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I quit.
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Harris.
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00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,410
Barney, look... I
Do not need this.
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I mean, I do not
Need these yahoos
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With their manhole covers,
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And I certainly do
Not need queens.
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I mean, I am an attractive
And talented individual.
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And if that's what
They're gonna do,
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Then now's the time
For me to dump this job
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And do what I was
Meant to do... Write!
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That's the way you feel?
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00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,398
That's the way I feel.
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00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,690
Then that's what I
Think you should do.
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00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,544
My culture is dying.
213
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,635
Yeah, tell me about it.
214
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,554
Well, we're supposed
To be out by 6:00.
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00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,824
I got a few things to drop off.
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00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,794
I should be home by... 6:30.
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00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,896
No.
218
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,755
No, don't make anything special.
219
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,636
All right.
220
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,304
I'll see you then. Bye.
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00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,973
Barn, I think you
Better come out here.
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Oh, there he is.
223
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,348
Surprise, captain!
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- hey, barn!
- hi, captain!
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00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,450
Hello, everyone.
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00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:49,540
Hello...
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00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,722
And goodbye, captain.
228
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,058
Marty. Mr. Driscoll.
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Captain.
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Bruno. Mrs. Bender.
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00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,999
Ray! Good to see you, ray.
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00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,433
- mr. Belinkoff.
- oh!
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00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,235
Oh, mr. Roth.
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00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,303
Captain!
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Yeah, yeah.
236
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,573
Does he look surprised?
237
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:12,997
Yessiree, bob.
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00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,878
Mr. Duncan.
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00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,547
Hi.
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I'm out on bail.
241
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,386
What is going on here?
242
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,888
What do you think is
Going on, miller, huh?
243
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,191
We're here to say
Thanks for deserting us.
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Take it easy, bruno.
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00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,894
Hey!
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00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,031
Captain, we just
Wanted to stop by
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And say thanks to all of
You for what you've done,
248
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Not just for marty
And myself... Excuse me.
249
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But for the whole neighborhood.
250
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,444
You guys are the best!
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00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,079
Amen.
252
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,502
Hey, butch up.
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00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,316
Show him what we brought.
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00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,285
Oh, yeah, sure.
Just give me a sec.
255
00:12:56,309 --> 00:13:02,024
Hey, uh, I'm really gonna
Miss you guys... Sort of.
256
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,162
Oh, isn't that gorgeous?
257
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,353
I had this thing laying
Around my store.
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00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,135
Bowling?
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00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,104
Yeah.
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00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,339
Read the inscription, bruno.
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00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,376
- you telling me what to do?
- I'm just suggesting!
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I'll read it.
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"To the men of
The 12th precinct...
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"Captain barney miller,
Sergeant ronald harris,
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Sergeant arthur dietrich,
Sergeant stanley wojciehowicz.
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Thanks."
267
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,894
We ran out of room.
268
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,695
So what?
269
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,630
Uh, listen, I think it's great.
270
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,732
I really think it's great.
Thank you all very much.
271
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,523
- all right!
- okay!
272
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,605
As long as you're all
Here, let's have a party.
273
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,362
There's coffee for everybody.
274
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,847
Having a little
Bon voyage party?
275
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:02,017
Aha, and you wore
Your party hat.
276
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:05,554
Well, what brings
You down, lieutenant?
277
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,356
I know it's your last day.
278
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,958
I just thought I'd
Drop by and say hello
279
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:12,361
And share a few
Memories with you guys.
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00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,530
Bowling?
281
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,287
Why not?
282
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,036
What can I do for you, scanlon?
283
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:25,073
Hey, I'm not exactly a stranger
Around here, you know...
284
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,576
I mean, always dropping
In, snooping around,
285
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:32,281
Trying to get you guys
On improper conduct...
286
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:37,686
Insubordination...
Moral turpitude...
287
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,043
Graft...
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00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,258
Corruption.
289
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:46,061
Hey, we've had a lot of
Good times together, huh?
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00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,331
I'm really gonna
Miss them, scanlon.
291
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,866
Yeah, sure.
292
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,637
Hey, don't let me intrude.
293
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,727
Certainly not.
294
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:04,013
Anyway... I guess I'll
Just head back downtown.
295
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,816
Nice of you to drop in.
296
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,553
Oh, and before I
Forget to mention it...
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00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:16,058
My heartiest congratulations
On making deputy inspector.
298
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,027
What?
299
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,796
What do you mean, what?
300
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,597
You didn't know?
301
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,099
No, I didn't.
302
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:25,768
Hey, barn.
303
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,904
All: congratulations!
304
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,527
All right, barn!
305
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,436
And I had to be
The one to tell him?
306
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,887
I think they mean it.
307
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,213
It's getting about that time.
308
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,048
If you guys got anything
You want to clean up,
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00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,305
Better get at it.
310
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,841
Yeah, sure.
311
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,364
Inspector, you all right?
312
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,868
Oh, yeah. Fine, barney, fine.
313
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,972
Just got a little
Misty-eyed, you know,
314
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,008
Reliving some of
Them golden moments
315
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,431
From years gone by.
316
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:48,250
You know, barney, it
Seems just like yesterday
317
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:51,854
I was sitting here,
Me and forrester...
318
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:56,124
Kleiner... Old brownie.
319
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,648
Oh, god, barney.
320
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,218
I don't want to be married!
321
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,622
I can't keep up.
322
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,357
Mail call!
323
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,639
She came in the mail.
324
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,008
Barney: well, if it
Isn't mrs. Luger.
325
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,410
Hello, sweetheart.
326
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,780
Nice to see you.
327
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,381
Thank you.
328
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,049
I didn't mean to interrupt.
329
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,851
Quite all right,
Quite all right.
330
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,853
Are you just about
Ready to go, frank?
331
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,955
In a minute, sweetheart.
332
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,592
Here... For the living room.
333
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:33,028
Barney, here's your
Official orders for your men,
334
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,131
And that's for you, levine.
335
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,367
For the last time,
Inspector luger,
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00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,938
It's levitt... Officer
Carl e. Levitt.
337
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,373
Correction.
338
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,109
Sergeant carl e. Levitt.
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00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,811
Pardon me?
340
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,113
You're to report
To captain murtaugh,
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00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,148
Detective squad, 73rd precinct.
342
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,349
Yes, sir.
343
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,618
Thank you, sir.
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00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,452
All right, levitt.
Congratulations.
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00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:00,456
Thanks, harris. Thank you, sir.
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00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,558
- woj.
- congratulations, carl.
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00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,660
Barn, I, uh...
348
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:09,331
I guess there's not much
Left to say, except, uh...
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00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,387
Gentlemen...
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00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,269
I salute you.
351
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,038
Thanks a lot, inspector.
352
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,474
Goodbye, captain miller.
Goodbye, everybody.
353
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,375
Please come to see us sometime.
354
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,111
Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes.
355
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,804
Yeah, please come
And see us sometime.
356
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,846
Well, gentlemen...
357
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,315
According to my calculations...
358
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,465
The 12th precinct
Has ceased to exist.
359
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,422
I can take a hint.
360
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,025
You coming with us?
361
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,595
Uh, no.
362
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,563
I got some things to clean up.
363
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:18,200
Oh, okay.
364
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,303
Well, look, everybody, take
Care of yourselves, huh?
365
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,260
We'll see you guys.
366
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:45,227
Should we, uh... Should
We try that again?
367
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,130
There's really
Nothing left to say.
368
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,866
Well, how do you know?
369
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,870
I mean, you're always
Deciding stuff for us.
370
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,372
I mean, maybe I got
Something to say.
371
00:19:57,396 --> 00:20:00,208
Okay.
372
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,676
Say it.
373
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,602
Well, let me think a minute.
374
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,784
While wojo's thinking, uh...
375
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,621
I'd just like to say that, um...
376
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,357
I mean, come on, cops get
Transferred all the time.
377
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,625
I mean, it's no big deal.
378
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,987
But I-I-I think it's been
Different with us.
379
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:28,537
Something really
Special happened here.
380
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,373
I don't know if I
Ever mentioned this...
381
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,597
But I was raised by wolves.
382
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:42,084
That's why I always felt
Kind of funny around people.
383
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,042
But you guys made me feel
Like I was part of something.
384
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,312
And I love you guys.
385
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,480
Thank you, arthur.
386
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,719
Okay, I'm ready.
387
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,834
Uh... We're not
Getting split up.
388
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,537
I mean, we're...
389
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,606
We're going to different places,
390
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:09,044
And... And we may not
See each other again.
391
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,114
But I think each of us
392
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:16,218
Got something special
From each other.
393
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,986
And we're gonna nurture it
394
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:22,479
And... Carry it with us
For the rest of our lives.
395
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,516
God, he is so much improved.
396
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:29,086
My, yes.
397
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,323
Bye, barn.
398
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,160
Good luck, barney.
399
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:48,705
Captain... I, uh...
400
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,014
Goodbye, sir.
401
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,885
Come on, little sergeant.
402
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,183
Hey, puertorriqueño, man.
403
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:24,219
I didn't know you
Were puerto rican.
404
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,054
Because you're so embarrassing.
405
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,590
You know what I feel like
When I hear somebody screaming
406
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,992
"Help! Police! Call the cops!
Somebody's getting killed!"
407
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,060
And I find a puerto rican
408
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,862
Beating the hell
Out of some whitey?
409
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,864
Like I ought to pull
Out my piece and say,
410
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,233
"Hold on, there,
Hands in the air.
411
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,390
Police officer," because
I'm so embarrassed.
412
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,977
Yes, bernice, I realize
This is the first time
413
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:52,314
Since we're married
We've slept apart.
414
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,738
The change will do us both good.
415
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,556
Wentworth: you didn't rob
That theater, did you?
416
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,825
Yes, I did. I give you my word.
417
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,061
How much... How
Much did you get?
418
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,996
- $268.
- wrong!
419
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,998
$312?
420
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,034
You know what you are?
421
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,568
Wentworth.
422
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:17,461
You're a...
423
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,952
Barney: you gonna
Use that water?
424
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:32,620
It's rainwater, the
Best kind there is.
425
00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:34,923
Some people wash
Their hair in it.
426
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,292
It's just come
Through the ceiling,
427
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:40,796
That moldy,
Termite-infested ceiling.
428
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,287
That filters out the impurities.